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truehustla:

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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cumfort:

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

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bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

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loveyou-onthemoon:

crystallized-teardrops:

 ”i hate cheese”

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gET OUT RIGHT NOW

The cheesecake one makes me laugh. Like wow, do you even fork? Pick that shit up.

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likepenguinesinthedesert:

hellyeacreepyshit:

no….no…….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DUUUDE I screamed at my phone at this. FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

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homostacious:

don’t do drugs. (◡‿◡✿)

do me instead (☉‿☉✿)

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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