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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

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hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

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officialtuxedo:

1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow

2. Send it to the girl you like

3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”

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forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

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officialwhitegirls:

reblogging your own posts is like saying something again because you dont think anyone heard you

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stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

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